18 hours ago
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4706
3 days ago
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33485
“did you bring protection?”
“don’t worry babe”
*pours salt in a circle around bed*
1 week ago // 389133
in retrospect, yikes
1 week ago // 58357
Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.
3 weeks ago // 26092
protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………
1 month ago // 99580
my only queen
1 month ago // 12201
cons of tapeworm
-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you
pros of tapeworm
-friend inside
-never lonely
1 month ago // 66032
1 month ago
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725
1 month ago
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54253
red hot silly peppers :)
Me to a newborn baby: Man u gotta see this *puts on Fleetwood Mac Rhiannon live 1976*
1 month ago // 12107
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

